Sling her burrito

Anal sex with a latino female.

Check out the ass on Alyna! I'd sling her burrito.

by phantasyscope September 29, 2011

flaming burrito butt

the sensation usually encountered after having chipotle. includes flaming burrito farts and bloody diarrhea.

My toilet smells of my flaming burrito butt

by bitchezzandhoess August 18, 2010

beefy cruch burrito

The best burrito taco bell ever invented. It has flaming hot frittos in it.
Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!

hey man i want some mexican food
well lets go to taco bell and get a "beefy cruch burrito"

by chinesetaco May 9, 2012

Wet burrito

When a man puts his penis inside a mensturating vagg hole, then pulls the bloody cock out and proceeds to put it in her mouth.

My girl was being a bitchy on her rag so I gave that slut a wet burrito.

by heretic555666 June 19, 2009

newnan burrito

Wrap your cock in a tortilla and fill the tortilla with whatever a normal burrito would have (sour cream, cheese, maybe hot sauce) and then start having anal sex. Before you cum, you stick the newnan burrito in the woman's mouth, giving the taste of cock and burrito.

Mary kept asking me for mexican food last night, so i gave her a newnan burrito.

by MrNiceGuy0047 January 21, 2007

I dropped my burrito

Busting your ass so hard that a shoe comes off, usually in front of everyone.

A: So I'm walking out of Freebird's talking on my phone when I dropped my burrito in front of God and everyone.

B: Holy shit, are you alright?

A: I think I twisted my ankle or someshit.

by Philanthropist January 11, 2008

burrito juice

A traditional mexican food. The recepie:

A. Get a burrito. With fri joles and rice and cheese.
B. Get a blender.
C. Get milk.
D. Put burrito and milk in blender.
E. Put blender on the highest setting.
F. Drink the burrito juice. It will give you cancer.

Dude, try some of this burrito juice; it's awesome!

by Brent July 11, 2004