Braden

Literally has no friends lmao

Hey look it’s braden. Why he by himself?

by Cooking May 22, 2019

Brayden

A fucking fat fuck gamer boy who gets zero pussy. He's a 19 year old Virgin who plays way too much Rocket League. He's played so much rocket league in his life that he reached the highest rank of Grand Champion. What a fucking nerd. He also enjoys working out a lot yet is still a skinny fuck.

Brayden wants to kill Alex Jacobs

by BPAX January 30, 2020

Brayden

A Brayden is such a hot guy, he always does his best in everything. He’s such a great guy!

“Bre misses Brayden more than he misses her”

by Hanna montena February 4, 2020

Brayden

Never trust this man in your life. He is gay and will persuade you into being gay with him.

Straight Guy: “Hey have you heard of Brayden?”
Recently Turned Gay Guy: “You dumb fuck.”

by ABDxcandi April 14, 2020

Bradenton

Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.

Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

Man fuck Bradenton

by Bradenton September 4, 2021

braden barillas

a handsome boy who’s so perfect n is there for everyone. he’s amazing and is so so so sweet. i wish i could marry him. <3 - aisey

ais: “omg is that braden barillas?”
keira: “yes it is! he’s the sweetest boy, you should talk to him!”

by aiseyyy March 12, 2022

professional bride

A woman who makes being a bride her profession. One who marries and remarries and remarries. She finds the perfect man, bats her eyes, drags him to the alter, drains him dry of finances and all self respect, then claims the man is not right with god and moves on to the next. This particular type of woman can usually be found in a church and can change religions almost as fast as she can recite vows.

The poor guy needed years of counseling after his brief encounter with that professional bride bitch.

She thinks she is a profssional bride but we all know it's just a step up from street walker.

She preaches her ass off but judges the world through her professional bride standards.

by Sass sha J May 25, 2010