Brandon

A person everyone loves to hate.
An individual with a large capacity and/or strong affinity for sport history and knowledge.
An individual who is often confused with a famous male rapper.
Synonyms: Antigluten, Gluten-hater, or Brandon

"Brandon cannot eat what we are having at lunch today."

by schmilary April 24, 2016

Brandon

Brandon is the most cringeworthy guy in the world. He try’s to act cool so he gets all the girls in the class. Tries to hang out with everyone but still doesn’t. He asks a girl out 4 times and still get rejected

Brandon is the god of all cringe

by RektFog October 30, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is a shitty boyfriend he makes you think ur the only girl in the world when he is talking to many he only cares about sex and nudes ofc he makes you think he loves you then when he’s got what he wants and he gets tired he will leave you and never talk to you again but he will continue to talk shit on you behind ur back

Omg Brandon is such a douche he’s talking about that girl behind her back

by Justabitchdoingherthing August 6, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is one of the .

Brandon you area .

by Flashisher January 22, 2019

Brandon

Brandon, or gaylord supreme. Stands atop the pinnacle of homo-erotic butt stuff.

Paul: I just wish you were more like Brandon

Steve: not all of us can be that gay.

by Timahh July 7, 2019

brandon

a ugly money thirsty hoe that only likes you if you give him money

brandon will kill you for cash

by brandon killer November 14, 2019

Brandon

A guy that looks like a crumpled up piece of brown paper towel. Usually tossed on the floor.

Oh look over there, it's a brandon

by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017