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Coke Brain

noun.

1. Someone who is so full of energy all the time they seem like they are constantly snorting coke or manic.

2. A psychopath on speed.

3. The only personality allowed to work a job in corporate America.

4. Frat bros.

5. Ladder climbing people who lie through their teeth.
"It's difficult to compete in the economic zeitgeist, unless your attitude is like all the useless coke brain fools who work in recruiting or sales".

"The coke brains are running this country and we are going to crash if we don't slowdown and course control".

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Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "You don't have the energy levels and personality I do. I don't think we can hire you. 😭"

Interviewee: "But I am productive, and I have examples of it here with my portfolio🧾😕."

Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "Maybe come back when you have a better attitude? 🙃🤳."
by ZRhasitforyou May 8, 2022
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Brain Wrestling

The act of achieving dominance in a conversation through the use of intellect. Slightly off-topic interjections and questioning are often used to force the recipient into a defensive position allowing the aggressor the power to direct the conversation/situation to his/her pleasing.
A: Why are you just standing around? Wipe tables. Do something. We're not paying you just to stand around.
B: I'm getting paid $3/hr
A: Whats your point?
B:(walks away not having to do more work; Brain wrestling success)
by Komoniwannalayea July 31, 2012
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Sweater Brains

Human thought organs possessed by human females which allow them to solve problems for themselves and which cause many problems for human males; most notably an inability to maintain eye contact.

Some might refer to these organs, and the wily intuition they seem to possess, as Chesticles
Her career rise has been meteoric because she has displayed a fine mind and even keener sweater brains.
by Random Ness October 5, 2011
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Jello Brain

Brain fog the day after a night of excessive drinking. You move a little slower, the brain doesn't function like normal, and the simplest of tasks take 3 times as long.
I can't remember the name of that song, I have Jello Brain today.

Oh Jello Brain got lost on the way over, he stayed out until 4 am.
by casefacee November 6, 2009
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Shit For Brains

Noun:
Only the best of the best could be shit for brains, It's what is sounds, shit for brains, is when they had a reconstituted brain with the primal source, YOUR TURD.
You fucking threw that check for 10mil, you shit for brains
by Mean dood March 31, 2020
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poop brain

Licking someone’s ass hole, then quickly sucking their cock right after.

Poop Brain.
Hey, Kirsten. Do you think later I can get some poop brain?
by HDCatnip May 14, 2018
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Horny brain

A state of mind that males experience when they have not ejaculated in a good period of time. This state of mind makes you horny and temps you to do to stupid things.
Rob: Dude I haven’t ejaculated in like a week
Jeff: dude ur insane
Rob: yo should I hook up with this girl (shows picture)
Jeff: Ew no dude u must have Horny brain
by Boi 123 November 5, 2018
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