Brain Dead

A girl named Morgan.

Ryan: Hey Morgan, wanna go smoke a blunt with me and Cam?
Morgan: Yeah!
Cam: You got the blunt?
Ryan: Yeah man, let's go!
Morgan: Wait, what?
Cam: Morgan's fucking brain dead man.
Morgan: Who?
Cam: You.
Morgan: Oh.

Five minutes later

Morgan: Hey, wait, I'm not brain dead you asshole!

by Rf3mZ January 11, 2009

brain drip

The tendency of your brain to repeat the same word, name or lyric over and over in your head, for no reason. Usually happens in the morning when you're taking a shower or prior to first coffee, but can happen anytime. With music lyrics, often you don't even have the correct words. Sort of like an internal Tourettes Syndrome.

"I've got wicked brain drip with that damn Coldplay line about "are we human.' I hate that song!"

or

I had brain drip with the name "Dumbledorf" for my whole shower.

by fjoyal July 4, 2009

Brain Hurricane

When several people brainstorm. Several storms become a hurricane. A brain hurricane.

#1: I can't find my car keys!

#2: Do you remember where you put them last?

#3: I have an idea.

#1: What?

#3: Let's brainstorm!

#2: A BRAIN HURRICANE!!

by Fucking mindpower September 13, 2010

Brain sock

A hat

Dr. Seuss was originally going to call it "The Cat in the brain sock" but it would have failed to teach children how to rhyme

by TheKidThatJustWokeUp February 19, 2011

Brain Thinking

High caliber thinking, like the time in high school when everyone was trying to figure out whether the assistant gym teacher's breasts were real, and you came up with the idea of drilling that hole in the locker room wall, and it worked, and they weren't real, in fact they were nothing more than a padded bra, which was disappointing and destroyed everyone's adolescent fantasies, but was O.K. because your brilliant scheme actually worked.

Dude! Brain Thinking! high five

by Poe toaster February 23, 2013

Brain Damage

Short as fuck and is named Cameron Bermani

Cameron has Brain Damage

by David likes Big Macs April 16, 2019

brain glue

When it feels as though bits of your brain have been disconnected, (ie when your feeling stupid), this substance helps to stick them back together again. Sadly, has not yet been invented :-(

I went out partying alll night, and was in serious need of some brain glue the next morning!

by Helping Out May 31, 2006