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A muffin top; but for ones boobs.
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Boyfriend Theory of Relativity

Boyfriend Theory of Relativity is a PUA term where the PUA once confronted with his Targets admission that she has a Boyfriend must determine through questioning in a friendly and non devaluing way to the Boyfriend the relativity of the Boyfriend in the targets relationship.

The idea is to determine if a healthy Boyfriend / Girlfriend relationship exists. The idea is to ask open ended questions allowing the target to give information concerning the relationship. The PUA can then determine if the relationship is in poor condition and that he can convey higher value thus attracting the interest of the target, or if the relationship is healthy and unassailable he should then move on to a new target.

It is natural for a woman to be reluctant to move out of one relationship unless there is hope of another relationship close at hand, and so this theory is designed to determine the health of a Boyfriend / Girlfriend relationship and work to displace the Boyfriend if the relationship is unhealthy.
Jennifer is hoot but said she has a boyfriend....I am going to use the Boyfriend Theory of Relativity on her to see if she is ready to move on out of that relationship.
by Mayhem Burns January 1, 2012
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Boyfriend Finder

A friend (usually a bestfriend) that goes out of his/hers way to make a female friend happy. This is not strongly advised, because soon the couple will become annoying as all hell.
Amy-So Benjamin, I heard you got Miah and Charlie together. Is that true?

Benjamin-Yes it sure is!

Amy-Wow your a real boyfriend finder! Could you help me?
by LonelyMan15 January 7, 2012
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Boyfriend

Someone who you love and who loves you, someone you can talk to about anything; your best friend. Someone who can always make you smile.

Ikenna.
by Happinessxxx January 1, 2017
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Boyfriend Disease

A condition characterized by first, always needing a boyfriend, and, second, giving complete and total attention to said boyfriend. Symptoms usually include: loss of friends, annoying snaps and posts, and an awful boyfriend who looks like he stinks.
I really miss Michael. I haven't seen him in ages because he has boyfriend disease.
by Grandma430 November 26, 2017
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