BORED OF DIRECTORS

When you URINATE , DEFECATE and TAKE A SHOWER you keep having it rubbed in WHO ULTIMATELY is in charge.

A harsh punishment for certain PEDOPHILES.

Ultimately this is the most important THINGS IN LIFE and we all are always turning to the BORED OF DIRECTORS as that is are MEANS TO OUR END

Laok as when you PISS AND SHIT ANAL ALAN as everybody can see YOUR BUSINESS and the DENIAL of a SHOWER as to remind you how much you can STINK for the BORED OF DIRECTORS as PEDOPHILES don"t deserve ever any SHOWER as the BOARD OF DIRECTORS won't permit it as it clearly shows and permeates how much of an ASSHOLE you are

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021

Boring Bill

The male counterpart of a Plain Jane.

Person A: "Hey man, don't ask Tommy to do nothing, he never wants to do anything outside of work."
Person B: "So he's a real Boring Bill, huh?"

by MarshmallowKing December 17, 2022

Bored texting

Like its brother 'drunk texting', bored texting is the acting of texting someone in an usual manner when bored.

Bored Guy: *bored texting someone* Hey, are you a HFF?
Someone: *resonds* WTF?
Bored Guy: *giggles to himself* He's so a High Functioning Fuckard

by Macky_g June 4, 2014

fuckin boring

Boring is a term used for dry lumps of dust often affiliated with the name Mia Browne as she is very very boring and one can easily fall asleep when in contact with her.

Mia Browne went to the shop, the baker went up to her and called her fuckin boring

by ChunkyChips May 20, 2020

Bored Boy

when someone you were dating or interested in ghosts you / fizzles out and then come back around after too much time has passed. They typically send a message through social media or text, showing some interest or curiosity about your life, but have no actual interest in meeting up or continuing to talk to you. They are bored.

I haven't heard from him in 3 months and he just DM'd me saying 'what's up?"
Ugh, he is a such a bored boy.

Verb: I'm been bored boy'd

by AmericanLove January 23, 2022

super mother fricken bored

It is a state where you will try to find satisfaction in typing 'super mother fricken bored' into urban dictionary but find no result so there is no satisfaction. But I got a different type of satisfaction by writing my own definition. So what I'm tryna say is that you are now satisfied with your search definition!

Super mother fricken bored 'oh hey let's type that into urban dictionary and see what comes up', 'that sounds like a great idea man.'

by Satisfy.Major May 27, 2019

Grow bored

To grow tired. Bored of life Or bored of what ever you are doing now

Man: I grow bored.

Women: why
Man because it is boring what we are doing.

by Whooran August 17, 2021