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Bored

Probably your whole life. If I'm right give me a thumbs up, man.
-Hey.
-What?
-I'm bored
-Wah, me too.
-Hm.
-Hm.
by jUicy🥴✨️ May 14, 2022
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bored

Something that happens when you play a game that is not Kiddies Towers of Hell: Reborn. If you dont play Kiddies Towers of Hell: Reborn you get diagnosed with boredom, this is caused by the fact that you havent played Kiddies Towers of Hell: Reborn in the last 2 seconds. your dopamine levels spiral down into hell and you get excrutiating pain if you dont play Kiddies Towers of Hell: Reborn. I experienced this once and i lasted 30 minutes, the pain felt like the time when my barber got my cut wrong.
I didnt play Kiddies Towers of Hell: Reborn and now i'm in the pit of misery because im bored.
by gamelover19 September 3, 2023
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Bored

What you probably are right now because you're searching this up rn. So, think about how you feel right now while you're bored. That's what it means.
Person #1: I have an odd feeling that everybody on Urban Dictionary is bored.
Person #2: I mean, yeah. Does anybody REALLY go on Urban Dictionary?
Person #1: Nah, the person reading this is definitely bored.
by urlocaldummy November 23, 2021
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BORED OF DIRECTORS

When you URINATE , DEFECATE and TAKE A SHOWER you keep having it rubbed in WHO ULTIMATELY is in charge.

A harsh punishment for certain PEDOPHILES.
Ultimately this is the most important THINGS IN LIFE and we all are always turning to the BORED OF DIRECTORS as that is are MEANS TO OUR END

Laok as when you PISS AND SHIT ANAL ALAN as everybody can see YOUR BUSINESS and the DENIAL of a SHOWER as to remind you how much you can STINK for the BORED OF DIRECTORS as PEDOPHILES don"t deserve ever any SHOWER as the BOARD OF DIRECTORS won't permit it as it clearly shows and permeates how much of an ASSHOLE you are
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021
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Bored Journalist Syndrome

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters
With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.
by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024
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Nebraska Boring

Something even more tedious than just boring.
Bob isn't just a boring person, he is a Nebraska Boring person.
by IntergalactalEnergy January 22, 2023
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Boring Bill

Person A: "Hey man, don't ask Tommy to do nothing, he never wants to do anything outside of work."
Person B: "So he's a real Boring Bill, huh?"
by MarshmallowKing December 17, 2022
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