booger-napkin

An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.
My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.

My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.

Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!

You are a booger- napkin when you drink!
by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014
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booger dust

(Noun) The crustacious leavings, usually found at the opening of a person(s) nostrils. That is made up of crystallized mucous.
Example: "Bitch, why you be tryna kiss all up on me with that nasty ass booger dust!?"
by Ginabegood February 19, 2014
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Master of boogers

Now it may sound crazy.. but this is typically how you call friends when they act like a superior or something. You can also use it when you refer to an annoying edgy friend.
by a_mighty_pig October 9, 2020
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Booger Bazooka

When a man picks his nose and stuffs his penis with said boogers and has sex with a woman blowing his load and boogers in and/or on her.
Matthew wanted to try his new booger bazooka out on his old lady so he started picking and stuffing.
by Hotwhitemama2888 July 15, 2017
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Pussy Booger

The left over, slimy goo that gets blown out of her vagina when she sneezes, after having sex.

Like a snot rocket, but from her pussy.
"Dude, you should have seen the size of the PUSSY BOOGER Kristy had come flying out of her pussy last night after we fucked." " We were laying on the bed naked, and she sneezed, and a huge PUSSY BOOGER came shooting out of her pussy!"
by smknbooboo69 December 23, 2022
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Dick booger

The stuff that comes out when a male pees after ejaculating
Bro i just shot out a dick booger after nutting
by Dickbooger.net July 25, 2019
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