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Are sometimes very dumb i think that's why guys like them so much.And the have big boobs.
Man 1: i'm dating these hot blondes.

Man 2: Wow, how lucky are you.

Man: Yeah i know she has really big boobs.

Man 2: Yeah i bet.
blondes by christina666 July 21, 2009

blondette 

A brunette who dye her hair blonde. Usually due to the vain hope of becoming more sexually appealing.
brunette: yuch... you must redye your hair, your roots are all black!
blondette: oh, honey, next time remind me that, don't forget I'm blonde now...
blondette by bajoom September 6, 2005

blondephobiamitosis 

1: The fear that if you dye your hair blonde in any shade, your IQ will automatically drop to that of a boardslut.
2: If you're blonde than your brain cells change to something like marshmellows (which are lighter than air) and float right out of the top of your head-very scary to watch.
3: The way we brunettes act around the skanky blondes we all love and know.
Blonde: Like, wow, my nails are Peachy Keen Pink. Do you think, that, maybe, like, it might not, like, go with my, like eyelashes? Wait-do eyelashes even have a color. I want to dye mine purple like Barney. Cool...
Brunette: I think that I am going to kill myself-you're the stupidest person I know. I think I'm suffering from blondephobiamitosis.

Genuine Blonde 

a blonde dude, or girl that doesn't die its hair in order to have it blonde, genuine blondes have every single hair, from every single part, blonde.
that blonde dude has yellow eye-lashes, he must be a Genuine Blonde.
Genuine Blonde by bvxc65 June 2, 2011
Whoever says Blondes are dumb are fuckwits. im blonde and ive already made 5 major movies, made 6 grand and have my own business. Im still in school and all. Go figure.
Blondes are da best-rest are jealous.
Blonde by Biafra J July 26, 2004
awesome person that has fun 24/7. may be a stupid person but not all the time.
Look at that blonde, all her talent... she could b a professional!
Blonde by Melissa July 8, 2003