blind betty

When a man jerks off on a womans eye lids while she is passed out. When the woman wakes up her eyes are crusted over causing her to become blinded.

Why do you think Hellen Keller was dumb, deaf, and blind? She got a little more than a blind betty

by Cherry Poppin March 3, 2009

blind sit-up

To do a sit-up with your eyes closed. Usually a prank in wich one party bets another party they cannot do a sit-up with their eyes closed. When the second party tries to complete this task the first party pulls down their pants and places their buttocks where the face of the second party will be upon completing the sit up. This always results in hilarity for the first party and a brown nose for the second.

Aww i can't believe dave did a blind sit-up!

by Wooten December 7, 2003

blinden

present tense.

it's a word now madhaar chord

kritik should cover up his face or he might blinden everyone

by Albert Einstein IV February 5, 2009

blind trust

The ability to keep a positive mindset despite all the things in life that occur that are distracting and the active choice to keep moving forward trusting it will all work out for the best...

Leaving it all behind, they moved onwards in mutual blind trust... moving towards destiny...

by TobaccoVapours March 30, 2016

blind kid

A kid who is constantly made fun of for being color blind.

Amish tard: do you think my drawing looks good? Oh wait you can't see it.

Edgy kids: hey blind kid

by Mdjdndjdjs March 11, 2017

Blind

A word most often used when you are in love, drunk, or if you can't see. Yet, no cares about that, just drunk people.

I am drunk, not in love, or blind, I'm friggin' drunk!

by Swago1200 January 15, 2019

cisco blindness

When you have been looking at Cisco configurations all day and nothing makes sense anymore.

So I was troubleshooting the router for 5 hours yesterday and had to stop because I came down with a case of Cisco Blindness .

by Wlly October 30, 2007