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Midnight Blast

When you wake up in the middle of the night with an unquenchable thirst that can only be relieved by chugging leftover Baja Blast from hours (or days) before.
I bought a new down blanket on Saturday so you know I had to have a Midnight Blast.
by MidnightBlaster August 7, 2017
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Jag-blast

Jag-blast: noun \ˈdʒægblæst\
1 a: Two regrettable situations which have worked together for good.
b: Slang. A contemptibly vile and undesirable person; a more severe term for the slang "jerk."
Origin:
1 a: Being "blasted" after falling into a "jag" (a cut or slash) would be two separately unfortunate situations, but together become beneficial.
b: From the verb "jag," which means "to move jerkily," the slang term "jerk" was taken (meaning any general insult), then compounded with the slang "blast," as in "that blasted child."
The business meeting was boring, but the fire alarm made it a jag-blast.

I met a really jag-blastic guy at the party.
by Hasha June 6, 2011
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Ginger blasted

When you get finger blasted by someone with red hair, in other words, a ginger, hence, ginger blasted.
Wow, last night I got ginger blasted on the couch and it was amazing.

Being ginger blasted really gets me going.
by Gingerluvr May 21, 2018
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Cream Blast

To cream into a dudes ass and have them fart it out onto your chest.
Mr Selani got dick fucked in the ass and Cream blasted it onto gridsons chest
by GoGoDaddy69 July 22, 2017
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Shonen Blast

The greatest rapper of all time to come out of Grand Rapids Michigan!
"Yo guys did you here Shonen Blast dropped his new song last night?! IT WAS FIRE!"
"OMG is that Shonen Blast?! He's The best artist ever!"
by Shonen Blast! April 12, 2022
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Nuclear Blasted

The phenomenon of a band watering down their music after signing to the record label Nuclear Blast Records.
Vader kicks ass! Shame, they got Nuclear Blasted.
by Necrot December 23, 2021
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Turkey Blast

The giant, hot dump you explode into your aunts toilet after thanksgiving, leaving you with anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving so I can get some Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
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