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Kalluto’s Birthday 

Kalluto is clearly an Aries and he has every trait of this zodiac sign, as well as March 21st being said “the day the most precious person in your life is born”, we all know for a fact that Kalluto is a blessing, this date makes complete sense with the Hunter X Hunter timeline so March 21st is clearly his birthday.
March 21st is Kalluto’s birthday!”
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Happy Fricken Birthday 

When ya homie Nanogenix wished everyone he cares about a Happy Fricken Birthday!
Nanogenix: Happy Fricken Birthday Rolly. Happy Fricken Birthday. Hope you have a good one and sorry you're not feeling well. But Happy Fricken Birthday Rolly! and mike thank you for the hundred bitties.

New Zealand Birthday Party 

An annual tradition when a 16 year old male turns 16. The family blows up balloons and the male ejaculates in each uninflated balloon, and then had a countdown to when the male would turn 16, and at that moment they would fill up the balloons and pop them, showering everyone in the male's semen. Then, the mother of the family has a "special" time with the male in a private dormitory as in "initiation" into manhood.
Jamie did the annual New Zealand Birthday Party last year... ITS NOW MY TURN!

Xdinary Heroes birthday kisses 

Xdinary Heroes birthday kisses are kisses from the other members given to the birthday boy. They are given every birthday to whoever’s birthday it is.
“Hey O.de, are you ready for the Xdinary Heroes birthday kisses?”

Definitely not!”

Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake 

1. An unpleasant surprise.

2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.
"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"

"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."

4th august birthday 

if ur birthday is the 4th of august that makes u the best person in the world and ur better than everyone else
4th august birthday defined people be like:
bald person: '22nd december is better then every other birthday'

best person: 'im born on 4th august so that makes me better automatically'

bald person: 'omg im so sorry im a furry and i must bow down to u'

hendecavisible birthday

Hendecavisible birthdays are "special" birthdays in which your age is evenly divisible by 11. Typically celebrated only by eccentrics.
Congratulations on turning 33! Are you enjoying your third hendecavisible birthday?