Banerns

1) a Musa acuminata (banana)

2) the male organ also known as a penis

1) Man, I really like banerns in my oatmeal!

2) I can see that guys stiff banern through his biking spandex!

by GMJr November 14, 2011

beaver penis

A flaccid penis. The guy with a beaver penis is not able to get it hard for sexual intercourse.

- He could'nt get it up.

- Why not?
-Because he got a beaver penis.

by harvaldz November 18, 2015

Beavercocking

When a girl chews on your cock till you bleed then drinks you blood with your pubes as a side

“beavercocking” Woah the way she beavercocked me last night was amazing

by Tommy Gordon May 1, 2021

BeaverCrab

A streamer who uses the word BRUH way too much

Person- My house just got robbed
BeaverCrab- BRUH

Person- I just passed my math exam
BeaverCrab- Bruh

by Beaber May 15, 2021

shpeagle beater

any short blunt object of which one would use to beat the ever living shit out of another.

back off or you will feel the wrath of my shpeagle beater.

by seth lundberg April 15, 2008

skin beater

a drummer who hits his skins really hard.

Wow, have you heard that metal band? The drummer is a real skin beater!

by Craig "MooGa" Harris May 28, 2008

Straight beaker

A person that wears a flat baseball cap. Who wears the cap often . The straight beak is referred to the part of the cap that hides your eyes of the sun, and that part, known as the beak, has to be as flat and straight as possible.

Oh , look at that straight beaker in that modified pontiac sunfire. or - Look at that straight beaker wearing his beak at night !!

by StigTheNig August 22, 2012