short barrel blondie

This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.

Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.

Or

Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.

by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021

Barreled Toad

The cave between your legs that receives pleasure.

When he finally touches your barreled toad.

by Ipooptoomuch November 17, 2021

Double Barrel Shotgun

The act of wanking off two men simultaneously into your face.

Sarah pumped the double barrel shotgun into her face.

by MeinFeurer January 28, 2022

american double barrel piledriver

When a man shoves two or more shotguns up a womans pussy.

Steve! I gave my girlfriend the american double barrel piledriver last night!

by sussyamogusballsjkurgay February 1, 2022

Cracker Barrel

An all-white household, usually with 4+ people taking up permanent residence.

Person A: What's your home life like?
Person B: It's a Cracker Barrel.

by ratchetsaysthings October 4, 2021

Double barreled asshole

A man that usually brings his nice friend into a fight

Guy 1: Hey fuckface

Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole

by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022

barrel blast

When your so obsessed with your new gun you fuck your gf with it

bro, this new Glock is so awesome I barrel blasted my wife’s pussy with it! She was cumming all in the barrel

by Owens31490 February 18, 2022