either the belief that there is no god, or the belief that humanity doesn't know enough to make assumptions that lean in any particular direction. not to be confused with satanism which is in fact a religion. atheism is NOT a religion but a lack thereof.
billions of people have died in history by people killing in the name of various gods or religions.
atheism is a bit less violent in most situations, dont you think?
atheism is a bit less violent in most situations, dont you think?
by John Q. notaumbass February 29, 2008
Get the atheism mug.A student athletic trainer is like an athletic trainer, but with no pay and less medical training. In a high school setting, they basically get water, pass out band-aids, help with treatment, and hang out with athletes. They generally spend the most time on football and other male sports, because most student trainers are females and most female athletes are bitches.
See that smokin' chick over there? She's a student athletic trainer. I'm going to get hurt so I can talk to her" " Do it man!"
by TrainingChick January 2, 2011
Get the Student Athletic Trainer mug.When a person can't think of the names of objects/people and uses 'thing' instead of the proper name, usually done in excess
"Can you go take your...uhh...'thing' for a walk now?"
"You mean my dog?"
"Yeah, sorry, it's my athingamatism acting up again."
"You mean my dog?"
"Yeah, sorry, it's my athingamatism acting up again."
by Pie_Faced_Joey July 20, 2009
Get the Athingamatism mug."For the last few years I've been feeling a little awkward about wishing my boyfriend, an atheist, a Merry Christmas. So, this year I'm gonna try out 'Have an Indifferent Atheostica' & see how that feels."
by ProgPrincess November 29, 2009
Get the Atheostica mug.Someone in a profession that is normally considered an athlete but realistically is being paid boo koo dollars to do something that requires very little athletic potential, i.e. something one would do as a hobby.
Nascar drivers say that they are athletes, but everybody knows they aint nothing more than athlobbiests wanting to be placed in the same category as the nba and nfl...come on man!
Guy: So you play sports huh?
Douche: Yeah...jus got signed to this new up and coming team in professional hacky sacking
Guy: Say wat! Hacky sack aint no sport!
Douche: Sure it is...we train very hard and have some of the best athletes around.
Guy: Mannnn...if you a athlete..I'm a viatnamese fighter pilot...you ain't nuthin' but a damn athlobbiest!
Chess...it requires tactics...know how...cunning abilities to think way beyond what your opponent is thinking....but this is not a sport...it requires no athletic aptitude whatsoever
.....if you disagree with this statement
.....then you're a corny ass ATHLOBBIEST!!!
Curling...seriously people, this is the quentessential example of a athlobbiest who got in by forfeit...sliding a big ass stone across some ice just so you can have two virgins sweep the in front of it to somehow clear a path and change direction so it can hit another stone in a target circle...this aint nuthin but shuffle board on ice and last time i checked you got drunk when you played shuffle board so that means some drunk dumb ass said, "hey you know wat would be cool...shuffle board on ice".
Guy: So you play sports huh?
Douche: Yeah...jus got signed to this new up and coming team in professional hacky sacking
Guy: Say wat! Hacky sack aint no sport!
Douche: Sure it is...we train very hard and have some of the best athletes around.
Guy: Mannnn...if you a athlete..I'm a viatnamese fighter pilot...you ain't nuthin' but a damn athlobbiest!
Chess...it requires tactics...know how...cunning abilities to think way beyond what your opponent is thinking....but this is not a sport...it requires no athletic aptitude whatsoever
.....if you disagree with this statement
.....then you're a corny ass ATHLOBBIEST!!!
Curling...seriously people, this is the quentessential example of a athlobbiest who got in by forfeit...sliding a big ass stone across some ice just so you can have two virgins sweep the in front of it to somehow clear a path and change direction so it can hit another stone in a target circle...this aint nuthin but shuffle board on ice and last time i checked you got drunk when you played shuffle board so that means some drunk dumb ass said, "hey you know wat would be cool...shuffle board on ice".
by Durrtyville November 17, 2011
Get the Athlobbiest mug.A complete douche bag, with a fag like personality. Often resembles the appearance of a horse. Tends to walk as though something is inserted deep inside his anal cavity.
Stop being such an athurva.
by Jessica Niphadkar September 6, 2013
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