IRA(Irish republican asshole

When you are having sex and shove a pipe bomb in a British woman’s ass and detonate it making an explosion of cum and blood

You should try the IRA(Irish republican asshole) I shoved a bomb in her ass and it blew my dick to pieces!

by IHateTheBrits May 23, 2022

like an asshole with teeth

A phrase describing how some peoples’ mouths are so surprisingly similar in appearance to an anus that it merits its own special phrase.

After analyzing hundreds of pictures of the Grabber in Chief, it was more than notable that his mouth looks exactly like an asshole with teeth.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2023

you don't know shit from your asshole

To be oblivious or uninformed on a subject you are trying to create a dialogue about.

The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.

by djstickyfing3rz April 3, 2015

futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.

Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!

by uglysinglesclub April 12, 2007

semen puking asshole dickhead

the polite way of calling someone a dildo.

get away from me you semen puking asshole dickhead

by Tyrone June 11, 2003

asshole phone

The wireless earpiece that businessmen leave in their ears (to show everyone how important they are) because they have to be always ready to answer that oh, so important next call that's about to come in.

Look at that guy over there with the asshole phone.

by JustaBitch March 4, 2009

Asshole Deep

A unit of depth or height on the same plane with or at the same level as someones asshole; Apx. one yard

Bystander: "Joe just blew himself up a crater prit'near asshole deep"
or
Wife: "Did you happen to hear the weather forcast for tonight?"
Husband: "Yes, I did. They are forcasting snow accumulations about asshole deep for this nor-easter."

by Flareside92 November 15, 2010