anal ringbeard 

The ring of hair surrounding a gentlemans anus. Serves no purpose.
People often employ 'anal ringbeard trimmers' to remove excess beard.

'How are you after that curry last night Dan?'......' 'I'm on thanks mate, but my anal ringbeard is in fucking tatters'

anal ringbeard by McMeat August 29, 2006

Anal Monster 

A dirty lil monster who hides in your anal cavity. Everyone has one (unless you got yours removed). Although they may tear the inside of your asshole apart from time to time with their claws -- they are only referred to monsters because no one understands them. They are brown and hairy. Some even call them the Sasquatch of our buttholes. But, all-in-all, they are majestic and independent organisms. That live in our buttholes.

When I was a child I used to have the strong urge to stick my sneaky lil fingers up my asshole. But, with the help from my anal monster, I don't have fingers anymore because he clawed them off. Thus ending my gross habit.

When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.

Anal Monster by AnalMonster666 February 19, 2015

anal pong

the act of two people being asshole to asshole and passing sex toys without the use of hands, usually but not limited to vibrating bullets

"C'mon baby, we're playing some anal pong tonight and I'm gonna be the winner."

anal pong by Phineas Q August 28, 2008

anal crabs 

Crabs located in the anal area.

Paris Hilton is the epitome of anal crabs.

anal crabs by Riot/Kdizzie March 8, 2009

Anal Pubititis 

The condition when there is an extreme amount of hair in and around the anus.

I was total 69ing Jen when I took notice to her anal pubititis

Anal Pubititis by thedishmaster94 April 30, 2010

anal blockage

heavy traffic, especially on the freeways in Los Angeles

I'm late cuz there is mad anal blockage on the 405!

anal blockage by cock blocked and ready to go October 28, 2010

Anal Drizzle 

When moisture is formed within the bumcheeks, in the form of sweat. Occasionally, liquidised poo can be mistaken for anal drizzle, resulting in a sticky brown leg. Anal drizzle can be used in hilarious situations, like a pootash for maximum affect.

Matt: Oh Dave, I have the tastiest anal drizzle building up inside my arse cheeks! Lets pootash Johnny again!

Dave: Are you sure it's not actual poo again?

Anal Drizzle by WhenYouPOOYourself! December 27, 2010