anal firecracker

The action of inserting a firecracker into ones anus for sexual thrill

Me and Pat performed the action of the anal firecracker and had sex to see who could finish before it blew up

by Muffinlover69 February 19, 2017

anal genocide

Its what you do when you get a new kinky girlfriend/boyfriend who is looking for total anal destruction.

I love anal genocide

by Anal genocide. April 7, 2014

Anal Fiend

A male/female that is just strait up obsessed with booty holes.

“That dude Armani keeps talkin bout eatin ass man.”
“Yeah, dude is a anal fiend.”

by ShaneDiesel6969 February 14, 2018

Anal Alley

The fictional place to describe the act of having anal sex.

Joe: Did you take that girl home from the bar last night?

Jim: I did, and we went to anal alley!

by Ryan1111117 December 17, 2013

classy anal

The act of having anal sex while wearing a top hat, and drinking the cheapest red wine available without spilling a drop.

Went to that wine gala and ended up having classy anal afterwards. When I came, she downed her wine and tossed her top hat into the air screaming "CLASSY AS FUCK!" classy anal fancy

by Bouncybunny March 20, 2016

Anal Drizzle

When moisture is formed within the bumcheeks, in the form of sweat. Occasionally, liquidised poo can be mistaken for anal drizzle, resulting in a sticky brown leg. Anal drizzle can be used in hilarious situations, like a pootash for maximum affect.

Matt: Oh Dave, I have the tastiest anal drizzle building up inside my arse cheeks! Lets pootash Johnny again!

Dave: Are you sure it's not actual poo again?

by WhenYouPOOYourself! December 27, 2010

anal aura

The light emitted from igniting one’s flatulance, the spectacle display of which is said to reflate the nature one’s true personality.

Tim’s blue green anal aura burned the bed sheets and almost caught the whole cabin on fire. His girlfriend noted that the colors reflect his over sexed jealous nature...

by navadude April 11, 2019