A toxic, self-centered, special snowflake of a white boy who dates his exes friends the next day for attention. Also referred to as an attention-seeker or simp.
Person 1: "My boyfriend just dumped me and got together with _____ not a day later. "
Person 2: "What was his name again?"
Person 1: "Definitely Alexander."
Person 2: "What was his name again?"
Person 1: "Definitely Alexander."
by sourish (and sweet) May 30, 2020

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Alexander is an awesome guy that is really funny he is so cool and bright, he is so funny that he will make you cry with happy tears. he is a handsome young man and a bit short but good. he usually has brown hair with grey+blue+green eyes. he loves video games and is very good at solving rubiks cubes. overall a guy named alexander is a amaxing person.
by YOUR-MUM-LOSER October 30, 2022

When you refer to the superiority of Google products so often and intensely, it creates a singularity to which no obsolete format escapes.
Person Puling an Alexander James: "Oh have you seen my newest Google pixel it? It surpasses your technology.
Random person: "Bro stop Pulling An Alexander James, I'm getting sucked into a singularity because of it"
Random person: "Bro stop Pulling An Alexander James, I'm getting sucked into a singularity because of it"
by Abyssal Clover April 9, 2023

He has the smallest weiner that has been made by a hag he was blesses with aids and loves chicks called mckaela
by Mckaela February 28, 2022

litteraly the most handsome man on earth, he is like a god. he is also incredibly smart and has great taste in girls. he is succesful and rich. dont mess with him because he is also the strongest human being on earth.
by thegodismilo January 31, 2021

Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinezes' Mother's Offspring Is Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff
Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinezes' Mother's Offspring Is Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
