Alexander Faes

"Bro I really want to eat an Alexander Faes"

"I got zero kills in-game, I pulled an Alexander Faes"
by NotDios December 11, 2023
Get the Alexander Faes mug.

Alexander Foresircumsized

He has the smallest weiner that has been made by a hag he was blesses with aids and loves chicks called mckaela
by Mckaela February 28, 2022
Get the Alexander Foresircumsized mug.

Alexander Tolstrup

Alexander, is often referred to as the prince, although he really is the god among men, a real stunner. Alexander is also a very clever guy. He got the brains with an IQ that exceeds most people, and he is probably as smart as he is hot. Nothing can hold him back, as he is a real gunner. Alexander was born lucky, he is the life's wheel of fortune, and people love to be around him and touch him, hoping they will get a bit of his lucky nature. Alexander is also a funny guy, a real people magnet. When you get to know this prince better, you will never let him go, since he is the sweetest and most caring person ever, a life saver and a sexy doctor. Alexander is sexy, and he knows it.
Alexander Tolstrup is defined by girls by this:

Girl 1: Wow, that prince screams sexiness

Girl 2: Yes, he must be an Alexander

Girl 1: Such a god

Girl 2: Alexander is DEIL!!
by Alexander lover69 November 22, 2021
Get the Alexander Tolstrup mug.

Alexander is Square

He's square, thats kinda it...
Alexander is Square
by BrightHamm3r October 22, 2020
Get the Alexander is Square mug.

Jacob Alexander Brown

Hi Jake you are so cool

Ok bye
Jacob Alexander Brown is so cool
by shitter75 April 29, 2022
Get the Jacob Alexander Brown mug.

Alexander Hamilton

A bastard orphan son of a whore who doesnt throw away his shot. He met 4 friends his first friend was Aaron Burr, the damn fool who shot him. Alexander was the 10 dollar founding father without a father. Alexander cheated on Eliza Schyler cause he wanted pussy still. Then his son died then he died. Lol
Alexander Hamilton: bbg i cant leave. Eliza Schyler: ok pookie bye i trust you. Maria Renyolds: ok pookie bbg give me smex. Alexander Hamilton: ok
by Babagrillwuas October 20, 2023
Get the Alexander Hamilton mug.