Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.
Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!
by Sir Uncealot April 16, 2008
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The Book of Aaron

The Book of Aaron is an amazing book, that has the potential to change people's lives for the better, but most likely for the worst. It's currently being written so it is not finished, but rest assured that Aaron (the author and cult leader) is working very hard on it. It covers many issues and opens new and intriguing ideas for questions that have been asked many times. Please buy a copy, Aaron (the author and cult leader) is desperate and most likely poor.
"I love the book of Aaron its so smart and good, I wish I could marry him"
by Rema D October 25, 2020
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aaron cattoir

ghetto rap superstar that's pro on mpc
"oh man did you hear that last performer?"
"ya, he was amazing, almost an aaron cattoir"
by zoeofleon April 08, 2009
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Aaron Special

Noun: when someone makes your mixed drink with a larger alcohol to mixer ratio than is acceptable by surprise.
Wow you really made this drink a Aaron special!
by Spiiritz May 05, 2019
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aaron osteraasing

consistent, heinous, loud sounding fart operations by one individual.

when completing the movement, one must announce that the fart has taken place, or that one cannot stop farting. may contain both equal parts sulphur and methane, or a more potent bias towards sulphur. nexium will ease symptoms but not completely cure them.
"man i can't stop aaron osteraasing"
by jmsuperfly November 25, 2009
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Aaron Parsons

One would describe an asshole as an Aaron Parsons. Typically a man who loves to gaslight, is heavily addicted to coke & likes to sell it behind their girlfriends back & lie about even doing it. If you were to encounter an asshole named Aaron Parsons id run the other way unless you want to waste a whole ton of time on a selfish asshole who’ll eventually start hitting you when you stop giving him his way. Assholes are not good people. Assholes generally have very shitty intentions like your actual asshole.

If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.
I pulled an Aaron parsons last night and smashed my girls back on the wall
by Dalil December 22, 2019
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aaron clare

An "Aaron Clare" is something you give your dog in order to put it down.
We gonna have to give Ol' Bessie a fat Aaron Clare because she bit old man Spazz.
by Conrad Karl February 21, 2016
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