MILF Assed

When a woman turns to walk away and the view makes you realize she is a MILF.

When Johnny’s Mom dropped him off, she was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.

At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

Milf

Milk In Life Fast.
It is a term used for people especially female aged 30+ that enjoy living life to the fullest and are experts in their respectful fields.

My friends mom likes being a milf

by Grants mum December 24, 2020

MILF

Acronym for:

M-y
I-ndescribable
L-ove
F-or Jesus

Sorry sinners! I only care about MILF

by Pig Genis October 26, 2020

Milf

Mom in lots of positions

Look at the milf in that fine position of hers

by Beaniemamba October 28, 2020

Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.

I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.

by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020

milf

milf stands for “mother id like to fuck”
really just a hot middle aged lady
(even if ur not sexually attracted to milfs u can still recognize their milfness)

“wow look at that milf go! she looks great for her age”

by cat girl milf luvr December 25, 2020