Zombie Scare 

When you catch a stiff, slow moving object in the corner of your eye and immediately you are frightened.

I was walking back to the house at night when I saw something move and had a Zombie Scare. Turns out it was just a tarp in the breeze.

Zombie Scare by funnie03 March 17, 2012

Zombie Typing 

The act of typing when experiencing extreme exhaustion. The text produced in this state is typically nonsensical and unorganized, often ending in a random assortment of letters when the typist finally passes out at the keyboard.

It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.

'what sh*t were you on last night man? on facebook you asked me if I'd ever scissored with my iguana...'

'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'

Zombie Typing by BrandishedFez September 10, 2012

zombie froth 

The copious amounts of drool and spittle that comes out of the mouth of the infirm and elderly. This is usually accompanied by moans and other zombie like attributes ie sparse hair, shambling gait, missing teeth and the smell of death.

You need to wipe grandma's chin. Ever since her stroke it stays covered in zombie froth.

zombie froth by resrexmun July 2, 2012

Zombie-ised 

To be transformed as one with the Zombie
The art of failing to function in any way shape or form other than that of a sleeping Zombie
The mobile phone staring zombie

" Hey look at that Zombie-ised Moron walking through the sharp and somewhat pointy traffic staring at their mobile phone!"

Zombie-ised by Suburbanvoodoo December 8, 2012

zombie compromise 

an agreement with which one participant does not care about the outcome, or is relenting to avoid an argument.
The result is not necessarily unfavorable, just not true to one's desires.

1. Going along for the ride.
2. Men going along with their wives to shop for maternity wear.

3. "yes dear, let's go to sushi again tonight."
4. see that guy pushing the cart at Target? His disinterest shows he made a zombie compromise.

zombie compromise by Jubilee Dunbar March 24, 2013

zombie love 

Extremely slow coitus.

I met an Italian man, and we made zombie love in this truck.

zombie love by the corpser in the rye December 4, 2013

zombie headturn 

that awkward moment when you see a cannibal eating someone alive, then they see you and turn their head with blood on their mouth right above the dead body, similar to the first zombie in resident evil. After this happens, they attempt to eat you too.

Johnny got high on bath salts again, a saw him killing and eating Eric, he then gave me the zombie headturn and went after me too.

zombie headturn by dashketchum December 28, 2013