yo momma

Unfortunately a pretty bad retort to another person's insult.

Bob: "Joe your memory is about as bad as a goldfish."

Joe: "Yo momma."

by Saeed aka Armorking August 26, 2005

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Get the yo mommamug.

yo momma

1. The absolute BEST retort to any and all insults.
2. The target of many insults. How everyone's mother can be so many things at the same time is beyond me.

1."Hey little boy, CounterStrike is that way. This game is for real players."
"Yo momma"

2."Yo momma is older than you

by Kenthar August 10, 2003

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Get the yo mommamug.

yo blood !

its a slang for a "friend"

yo blood wot r u doin 2nite man?

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

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Get the yo blood !mug.

yo mama

A famous cellist

Shut up! Yo Mama's playing Eine Kleine Nacht Musik.

by Music Fan February 10, 2004

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Get the yo mamamug.

yo moma

she's gooooood!

oh yeh1 i had yo moma last night

by tim mitchell June 29, 2003

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Get the yo momamug.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!
We thrust, we spank, we plank and fuck.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We sex and fist and don`t grope a testicals.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We fight, we struggle, we anal sexing and stalk.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
copulate and squel and even blow
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We beat and cut, ejaculate and jiggle.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We burn up the the game of life, we`re really a toilet.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We`re hole fillers, bevers, flesh lights and
thighs.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We`re staplers and salmon ducks, really
pastey spaghetti faghetti
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We`re mah nibbas and ninja sex party and bill cosby cads.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
jonto! But we`re fucked by our pussies
and ass cheecks!
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Gay 1: Wanna sing Yo ho?

Gay 2: Nah fag!

by Archduke of Douchebags February 15, 2019

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