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Protector of women

FRET NOT PLEBEIANS! The anemic former crackhead... The fat balding middle aged fast food manager... The hillbilly felon... And the hair midget pretending to be me... Are protecting you... And your kids... From me... The 6'2 mildly out of shape Brazilian male-model-looking genius creator of A.I.... You're safe now...
Hym "And don't worry guys! The assburgers who need to be watched around little kids, the YouTube parasites, and all the other random slobs are helping them do it too... You're saved! You're finally safe! Aren't you glad!? The protector of women has come! And he comes in the form of fat hairy slob... With a dash of anemic crackhead-retard... And a side of random guy pretending to be me... Hooray! Do you feel safe? Because this Midwestern single mom and this bloated abomination are, you know, keeping an eye on me.... Right? There won't be any funny business on THEIR watch! And I'd better watch my attitude to cuz the WIC dependent single mom and her new boyfriend are... Aware of my existence... And stuff... They all got your back! Do you feel it? Do you feel their protection... Washing over you like a cool mist? It's like being caressed in the gentle hands of God, isn't it? Like taking a nap in the supple bosom of Gaia the earth-mother... I think we're going to be alright... OH! Don't forget the whispy-mustached shit-lib beta-males! They're on it too! And the solipsistic incest-cult zealots! They're all on it! They've saved you... From having your insides rinsed... By my golden seed... That's... That's not what color it should be... There's something wrong there..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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women

a goverment drone here to spy on men and make them annoyed. The goverrment uses them to keep balance on earth.
I asked out all the women
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Women

Actually statistically more likely to use physical violence (at least in the context of domestic disputes).
Hym "Yeah, full of shit about women still."
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the opposite of men
Bob: are you a men or a women
Johanna: I am the opposite of men
Bob: so your a women
Johanna: no, I am the opposite of men
Bob: holy shit woman
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women meat

it is a big women who likes big gay men coverd in meat
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Zulu Women

Man that guy Slade looks like the type of person who would smash some zulu women.
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