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bearded wizard

1. a wizard with a beard
2. bearded lizard, with mouth full
3. something gross you can't even imagine
do you think we'll see a bearded wizard?
by pixelfairy March 4, 2011
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bum wizard

An anal magician. The King of the colon. A man who enjoys uphill gardening and the pleasures of naked, young men. Give him a pert boy bum and watch him make things disappear in it.
Steve only bend over to pick up the soap and Simon made his entire willy disappear in him. Total bum wizard.
by El Horritt January 4, 2017
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Wizzo the Wizard

A Wizzo is a rare kind of wizard that can only be found in the countries Ruanda and Bolivia. Wizzo's generally have pale buttery-yellow skin that can only be in bad condition. They can be recognised by their extremely sharp fingernails and if you see them, their stumpy toes.

You can also use the word Wizzo to describe an old and stubborn man (that often looks as if they would hug you at any opportunity).
"Wizzo the Wizard! I haven't seen you in so long!"

"You see that man? He's a total Wizzo"
by Egirl_slayer_6969 October 30, 2021
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Wizard's Tower

A position used if you are in danger from ferrel dogs. It resembles lying down on your side with a hand on your head.
Bryn: "I was out running with the ferrel dogs this afternoon but as soon as I took out my lunch they all surrounded me."

Dru: "So did you whip out the Wizard's Tower?"

Bryn: "Oh yeah it worked like a charm!"

*Bear Paw*
by Mark1475 April 17, 2010
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wizard

the female reproductive organs; vagina

Syn: pussy, cunt, axewound, cabbage patch, pink taco, beaver, living snake, oyster, snapper, cooch, etc, etc, etc.
Betty: How's it going, Veronica?

Veronica: Not so well, Betty, the wizard's bleeding today...
by Lisette April 5, 2005
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washington wizards

what a surprise! they suck even worse w/o Jordan!
the wizards! they suck!
by Craiggers March 29, 2004
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shadow wizard money gang

The infamous internet group of shadow wizards.
we love casting spells!

BTW, You can find me in Rettrostudio on roblox spreading the news of the gang :P
My username is sharkgamer0322.
You: Whats the shadow wizard money gang?
Me: They love casting spells!!!
by litterallynothing April 9, 2023
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