Bashing the meat

The act of vigorous female masturbation

"How's your sex life going Stu?"

"Pretty good thanks, though the missus might not agree, came home last night and she was bashing the meat"

by LB69 May 14, 2016

meat moving

Meat moving pertains to the male anatomy. This is when a male becomes aroused and has an erection.

Ronnie and Brett practice their meat moving skills together on a regular basis. Practice makes perfect.

by KK Cummings December 26, 2008

Meat Schtickle

A small penis.

Barry has a meat schtickle.

I was disappointed with his meat schtickle.

He sent me a dick pic. It was a meat schtickle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

meat harbour

The name given to a large vagina

That girl last night had a bit of a meat harbour

by stephenlamp October 30, 2007

practice meat

When a female has sex with a guy only with the intentions of conditioning her pussy for another man.

So I heard that Brittany fucked Brice but she was only using him as practice meat for Heeth.

by BigWilliesMeat December 20, 2020

Meat Sweeper

Cock sucking mustache.

Look at the meat sweeper on that guy.

by joshthephotographer138 October 24, 2014

meat fencing

When gay sex gets competitive/violent.

"can you hear that meaty clout?"
"yeah, sounds like some vicious meat fencing"

by Tobias Hedgehog October 24, 2015