why you bully me 

when someone bullies you and they dont stop so you scream this and they still hurt you and you cry and cry because the sad reality is that you have no friends and that you have no life and that you just sit in your room playing fortnite and your not even good at it and you are failing in life and know that you wont amount to anything more than a failing streamer and go to bed each night thinking: what if i stood up to that bully? and your conscience tells you to shut the f*ck up. you are a sad person

Bully: *bullies*
Nerd: why you bully me

why you bully me by shreyshreynair March 3, 2019

Why the Fuck Not 

What you say when you're in a tense situation and give in to peer pressure because you want friends that badly.

Why the fuck not, man?

Oh, hell...why the fuck not.

You know what? Why the fuck not.

Why the Fuck Not by Dragonkin56 May 7, 2018

why thank you 

Retarded way of saying just 'thank you'.

John: Lisa, you look wonderful tonight.
Lisa: Why thank you!
John: What do you mean by why?
Lisa: Excuse me?
John: Nevermind.

why thank you by kont vronsky December 6, 2017

Why u doing so hard!!?? 

Term used to describe feelings of extreme frustration, annoyance and irritability. Often used by an angry person when woken up in the middle of the night by their neighbours persistent and loud spooning.

Example 1:

Dude 1 (playing FIFA 10 on Playstation): Ohh! I told u to shoot soft and it went over the bar....WHY U DOING SO HARD!!??

Awkward Silence...

Dude 2: (pauses game...turns to dude 1) U fucking mango!!!
Dude 3: In hysterics

Example 2:

Dude + Dudettes 1 n 2: Uh ooh oooh yeh right there baby!!!!
Dude 3 (aka neighbor) : (bangs on wall) Why u doing so hard!!??

Why u doing so hard!!?? by Faz13 April 13, 2010

Why Lie? 

(must be said with stressed high-pitch voice) said towards a person who repeatedly lies about almost everything, so it makes them a non-credible source.

"I got $100", Why Lie, you dont get paid until friday!

"I used to go out with her last year", WHY LIE? She just transferred here last month.

Why Lie? by @MookX_XNasty, @I_am_just2much March 15, 2011

why are we doing this 

because you don´t know what else to do.

John, why are we doing this?
Because you´re bored.

why are we doing this by DaPickle June 21, 2017

Why am I single?

A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.

Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan

Why am I single? by jsdfhcnsdfhru June 6, 2018