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Whack-A-Mole faucets

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.
One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.
by QuacksO August 24, 2023
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Whacked

Jon: WHACKED
Carl: What happened

Jon: the fucking bitch fucking cut me off
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Wiggetta-whack

A situation being substantially more whack than whack. Crazy, ridiculous, and a waste of time and or money. From Criss-Cross in the 90's.
Doing these dishes by hand is wiggetta-whack. We need a dishwasher.
by Ismellstupid December 8, 2011
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Whack

You know, life is just WHACK sometimes
by blackboi69 September 28, 2021
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Whack your Weed

(1) An outlandish insult to piss off someone that simply has no meaning behind it.

(2) A sexual innuendo reffering to slapping someone's bush and/or penis
by BerriVoid February 11, 2023
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whack a moled

Keep talkin that shit nighas really gone get whack a moled
by DaddyLongerNeck June 30, 2019
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Whacking The Stinky

Phrase used to describe anal.
Last night, my mom caught Jenny and I whacking the stinky.
by Velocityistaken December 18, 2023
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