Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.

Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.

by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012

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whack a moled

To get shot in the head

Keep talkin that shit nighas really gone get whack a moled

by DaddyLongerNeck June 30, 2019

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Sack whack

A whack to a guy’s sack

Mike- Hey Tyler.
Tyler- Yeah?
Mike- SACK WHACK!!
Tyler- OOOHHHHH!!!!!
Mike- HAHAHAHAHA
Tyler- Oh you think that’s funny, huh? DOUBLE SACK WHACK!!!
Mike- (High pitched groan in pain)
James- SACK WHACK (to Mike) AND DOUBLE SACK WHACK (to Tyler)
Tyler and Mike- I wanna die!!!

by ShamanViking September 9, 2020

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whack n' mow

Spanking the skank thermometer whilst shaving your girls bush

Me and the lady be having a whack n' mow tonight at the tasty freeze.

by QTIP-YOUR-GURL May 4, 2017

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Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.

After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"

by JustAHappyCamper January 12, 2021

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