watch face

if u watch face u stair at sumone

blud dnt watch face

by big fat sausage October 2, 2006

whatcha-call-it

Something a lad says when he can't think of what he is trying to 'whatcha-call-it' say.

"eeeeeeee how, Jonesy, Boundey theres whatcha-call-it!!"

by Bound January 31, 2003

Watched it now

A phrase which is used to inform someone that you have seen a movie on the Netflix "watch instantly" service, or are going to do so in the future.

That movie was awesome, I watched it now yesterday!

I haven't seen that show yet, I'm going to watch it now when I get home tonight.

by Baldyeaglehead March 21, 2009

Watchtowering

'Watchtowering' or 'to watchtower'.
Verb.
To have a habit of sitting in deep thought, or perhaps in between conversation topics, and starting to hum and/or tap the very memorable and recognisable introduction to Jimi Hendrix's version of All Along The Watchtower (originally written and performed by Bob Dylan)

Example: Steve is sat at the bar bored; he's watchtowering again... ("Dum dum dum dum dum dum, TSSSSK, Dum dum dum dum dum dum)

by Pinklloyd October 15, 2013

watch cuck

Someone who takes pleasure in watching another person wear their watch.
Someone who would like to see what their watch looks like from afar.

I became watch cuck when the desire to see my Rolex Submariner on another man was overwhelming.

by GReg January 20, 2018

Watching the kids

When a woman blowjobs you, then when you are about to cum you cum into her eyes. That way she can watch the kids since she asked

Example1 : Hey hon, do you want me to watch the kids for a sec?

Example2: (Man) Hey darling come in the living room your favorite show is on

(Woman) Not right now honey i’m almost done watching the kids

by BellaBomber November 19, 2019

Watchdog

A useless anticheat for a game that does absolutely nothing, and can not tell the difference between a legitmate player and literally God.

Player 1: Wow! This game's anticheat is a total watchdog!

by AntiGamingChair January 4, 2021