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Wipe Break

When a woman becomes aroused and must visit the restroom just for pussy juice removal.
I was watching Fight Club and Brad Pitt's abs made me have to pause the movie for a wipe break.
by Jilly McJellybean November 4, 2011
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one wipe delight

The euphoric feeling you experience where you go to wipe after taking a shit and you realise after one wipe that there’s nothing to clean down there
“How was your shit this morning?”
Fantastic! It was a one wipe delight”
by My mama Jefe November 4, 2020
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Wipe ya lips

What you tell someone who is all up in your business or talking shit
*in a group setting/groupchat*
Joe: “Jackson can’t get any bitches with that haircut bruh”

Jackson: “Okay buddy, wipe ya lips”
by k1ng_k0ng1204 December 20, 2023
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piss wipe

A piss wipe is a reference used to describe an annoying, crusty, stale, moist, pasty and ronnie person.
by Zea & Chloe September 25, 2021
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wipe check

When youve been ripping ass all day at work and never needed to take a shit. most of the farts were pretty dry and trust worthy.

Then you come home to your girlfriend and shes ready for you to lay down the D. You have no idea if youre clean back there so you run into the bathroom right quick and do 1 or 2 "wipe checks"
Man, so i went on my 3rd date and i was rilping ass the whole time -it was probably the tacos- she finally asked me if i wanted to come over. I knew i was going to lay it down so i excused myself and went to the bathroom to do a few "wipe checks" so she wouldnt be smelling my booty fumes
by Maverick-BO January 13, 2017
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Infiniti Wipe

A term used for the endless amounts of toilet paper usage on your anus after an explosive shit.
The last infiniti wipe I had was after I ate at Chipotle three times in one day and I used an entire roll of toilet paper on that poop.
by JsBerries March 7, 2015
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Ghost Wipe

The ability to force your manure out in such precious force squeezing your cheeks as your projectile moves so quick not leaving no trace of evidence
I took a ghost wipe since mom was in a rush
by PreciousToileter April 4, 2022
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