The ability to force your manure out in such precious force squeezing your cheeks as your projectile moves so quick not leaving no trace of evidence
by PreciousToileter April 4, 2022
Get the Ghost Wipemug. The act in which you bring a tasty snack when you are about to defecate.
Example: I have just enjoyed a circle of wipe
Example: I have just enjoyed a circle of wipe
by DirtyHairy June 23, 2015
Get the circle of wipemug. When after the first wipe, the toilet paper is clean but you wipe for a second time and realise it was just an illusion. It then takes half the roll to get clean.
I had a very satisfied smile after a clean first wipe but the next revealed I had been fooled, a wipe lie!
by HizerKite November 22, 2023
Get the Wipe liemug. 
A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.
by e.dawg August 28, 2010
Get the Cooter Wipemug. Personal code of conduct that stipulates one must take a shower if more than three wet wipes are necessary.
by hilarioyo August 25, 2021
Get the three wipe rulemug. Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.
by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019
Get the Penis Wipemug.