Valentine's Day

A day that is typically associated with romance, love, and affection, despite the fact that a saint named Valentine died on this day.

Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."

No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.

One perk about Valentine's Day is getting free candy, especially chocolate.

by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. April 20, 2018

Valentine’s Day

A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.

Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day

Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick

by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

skeeter valentine

Alternate title for a scanny;

Hey you wanna rip a skeeter valentine?

by Indian4Life January 9, 2008

dirty valentin

Is when Valentin aka tino does a girl dirty

Ex: tino did a dirty Valentin to this one chick

by Valentin Trujillo April 16, 2020

Valentin

Valentin sucks he is the worst friend and boyfriend he doesnt talk to you wjen he is witg his friends but in snapchat he acts like nothing happened he is fake as fuck he thinks he is shit but he a snitch avoid Valentin

Girl 1:I like Valentin

Girl 2:Don't he is fake and a snitch

by Beat friens May 9, 2019

Valentine's Day

A day when you try to pretend like you don't like your girlfriend so you don't have to buy her shit. One of the three days to be single. The other two being Christmas and Her Birthday.

I broke up with my girl because next weeks Valentine's Day, I'll be back with her in March.

by Derek Gene February 14, 2009

valedvictorian

person who is amazing at everything and ranked number one of their graduting class.

they also speak at the graduation...but they're mostly number one.

some one as fantastic or amazing as mr. clean.
yea mr. clean, he'd make valedvictorian for sure if he was real.

by Lovebug May 2, 2006