Going Valencia

To leave behind your heterosexual life and embark on a career of buttock burglary.

Yo, dat guy has decided to quit women for good and is Going Valencia.

by Jock McCue January 25, 2009

Team Valencia

Elite group of "athletes" often associated with the Mission District of San Francisco, CA USA. They show off their prowess in the form of fitted caps with holographic sizing stickers, neon colored leather sneakers, and the most important accessory of all: the brightly colored, functionally illiterate, track bicycle or fixed gear conversion.

These athletes often "compete" at the Valencia Velodrome.

Looks like Team Valencia is out in full force today- you can barely walk down the sidewalk without running into some shitty neon fixed gear.

by seaneee May 11, 2009

Valentino

Basically a dumbass and a softcock who has a small ass dick and is wanking in the boys bathroom right NOW!!!!!

It's valentino the dumbass

by YAMUM'SGAE January 10, 2019

Kayla Valentin

The love of my life :)<3

She is Kayla Valentin

by sean3413 April 9, 2011

Valentines Catastrophe

When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.

"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."

by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010

Valentine's day

The worst day of the entire year to be single. Companies and the people around you will make you feel like shit to the point of drinking yourself to sleep.

single person: Oh fuck it's Valentine's day! Better stay inside where it's safe from judgement.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

Skeeter Valentine

Do not Google him. - Code name for things not to google at school.

Penis is a total Skeeter Valentine

by SethIsGod October 7, 2010