Ultimate shady fade

To tell your boss on a job that you have a medical emergency and you have to leave for the day,But really quit the job and take another job without giving notice or letting anyone know that you’re not coming back.

Jack was sick of Not being appreciated and treated like shit by the contractor he was working for, so he did the “ultimate shady fade” and drug-up to a better job.

by JACK CHAIN November 14, 2023

Ultimate Crunch wrap supreme

When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.

Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.

by Stump Wizard October 30, 2024

ultimate meme

Setting : Alexy dit a Drouin qui veut pu lavoir dans sa vie

Drouin : supprime Alexy de tout ses réseaux, et quitte chacune des conversations avec lui une à la fois

Alexy : Drouin je veux pu jamais que tu vois ma famille

*Drouins proceeds to supprimer Alexy de tout ses réseaux et quitter tout les conversations qu'il est dedans

The ultimate meme

by sadfraw December 4, 2023

ultimate send

To ultimate send is to get plastered drunk with your mates and get up to numerous shenanigans throughout the night.

That was an ultimate send at slampton last night, I walked home.

by Mintlaw goer January 21, 2024

ultimatecattrash

Just a fun guy to play with

That guy was totally ultimatecattrash

by Micbjorfban January 25, 2024

Ultimate blinker

When your friend has a vape and you blow in the back while he’s holding his breath (it fills his lungs)

Holy shit bro that Ultimate blinker (UB) was fucking crazzyyyy

by rumer grove February 10, 2024

Ultimate Sigma

A person who is better, more powerful than a regular sigma. Nobody dares to mess with them, as it will go down bad.

" Bro, look at that ultimate sigma! He is scary for real."

by pixade.dictionary April 23, 2024