"Tar twat" is a derogatory term for a woman who smokes cigarettes excessively. Her smoking makes her whole body reek of nicotine, and negatively effects the odor of her vaginal cavity. Kissing her is like kissing an ashtray, and eating her pussy is like licking an ashtray.
1. I really like that woman, but I can't go down on her, because she is such a tar twat.
2. The BBW I've been fucking is really cool to be around, but she is a huge tar twat. I just can't eat her pussy, so i diddle her with my fingers instead.
2. The BBW I've been fucking is really cool to be around, but she is a huge tar twat. I just can't eat her pussy, so i diddle her with my fingers instead.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
A person of snob like nature with a narrow minded approach to everthing other than material stuff, some body hu is a posh twat is often dislicked and bitched about heavily due to their superior attitude to people they consider lower than them, they are often found in eastern areas of cheashire UK and are most concentrated in areas such as alderly edge and wilmslow. Posh Twats are in many cases the children of people who have worked hard for their money and thus havnt worked a day in their life, but some how have a BMW/auto-motive form of transport of higher value than my 1.2 corsa which i share with my gran!
Posh Twats are a minority, many americans and other members of unfree slave populations beleive (because of their stupidness) that all English people are posh twats, this in fact is itself taking a posh twat attitude and they shoud all roll over and die!!!
Posh Twats are a minority, many americans and other members of unfree slave populations beleive (because of their stupidness) that all English people are posh twats, this in fact is itself taking a posh twat attitude and they shoud all roll over and die!!!
that howard guy is such a posh twat, if he sez any thing about my 56k internet connection agen im gona rip out his eyes and skull fuk him
by mrseano May 21, 2005
Any vehicle commonly piloted by and/or transporting lots of loud, dumb-ass girls. Commonly seen near shitty clubs and malls.
Dude 1: Did you see those bitches crammed in that car driving around?
Dude 2: Yea, that's a real fucking twat tractor.
Dude 2: Yea, that's a real fucking twat tractor.
by scatwagon defenestrator February 14, 2010
When a female maliciously prevents another female from getting it on with a guy she is interested in to have him for herself.
by K10 the Beaver July 21, 2009
A particularly vulgar and derisive name for a lesbian, commonly used by homophobic punks and rednecks. See also carpet muncher, lesbo, and lezzie.
by One White Tiger August 15, 2005
John- "Hey man, get over here and check this out."
(Points to computer screen.)
Jack- "Man, that is one nice twat shot. Props to the photographer."
(Points to computer screen.)
Jack- "Man, that is one nice twat shot. Props to the photographer."
by L Edwards February 03, 2007
-An elderly persons vag-piece that has not experienced any sexual recreation in an extended period of time
OR
-Often times when women stay out in the cold too long (snowboarding, ice fishing, glacier spotting) icicles develop on their woman parts causing them to have a frosty twat.
OR
-Often times when women stay out in the cold too long (snowboarding, ice fishing, glacier spotting) icicles develop on their woman parts causing them to have a frosty twat.
Could I please have 3 junior bacon cheese burgers, a coke, a 5-piece nugget and a frosty twat with sprinkles, hold the cherry I dont have all day.
by Jali Wilson October 29, 2007