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Tuna Captain

A man who skippers lots of Tuna - or has sex with a lot of women.
Sam: "Hey Mike, is that the Tuna Captain talking to your girlfriend?"
Mike: "Oh shit. It is. You don't think he's skippered her, do you???"
Sam: "Probably. Guess you're single again."
Mike: "Fuck the Tuna Captain."
Sam: "Yeah, she already did, dude."
by MoscowRant February 14, 2012
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Tuna Faced

When someone is annoyed, irritated, booty tickled, mad, aggravated, or frustrated
Erin: "Hey! you drank the rest of the juice"
Jerrina: "Don't be tuna faced breh"

Jerrina: "How do I print in this bitch?"
Erin: "Got you tuna faced breh"
by Marylyn Dang April 26, 2012
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tuna poot

similar to a queef, but from a particularly smelly vagina
Dude, I hooked up with a stank ho last night, and her tuna poots almost made me barf.
by J.Ho. June 16, 2012
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tuna graveyard

Something guys who never get laid (and thus have zero idea what a vagina actually smells like) call a vagina.
Becky: This guy asked if I wanted to show him my tuna graveyard. He sucked in bed.
by leobold ploom February 2, 2013
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tuna tender

a reference to cunnilingus! (hetero OR homo!) could even extend to "gardening" or shaving of the female 'prime part'. (OR: tuna tendING) -ME for THAT!
jane and lauren were tuna tenders, but remained sympathetic to the personal hell of the male!

as much as john LOVED 'ramming'/plunging to 'oblivion', he had become somewhat of a tuna tender aficionado, making him WAY more desirable to females, than your typical everyday "bargain basement" 'piledriver'!!

tuna tending was something he CRAVED and looked forward to!!, it became something that superseded even his own pleasure!
by michael foolsley May 8, 2014
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tuna slide

When a guy slides his shaft up and down on dat puss without penetrating said puss
Not tonight babe it hurts, let's just do the tuna slide
by Assram July 29, 2015
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Tentacology

The study of tentacles and other tentacle applications.
All Japanese manga writers are required to take a course in tentacology in order to properly tentacleize their creations.
by NickyRodgers October 24, 2015
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