turtle fart 

A dry, muffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims.

Had a company climate meeting today and I slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room an hour after the meeting adjourned.

turtle fart by Murf Turds January 1, 2018

Slippery Turtle 

A Slipper Turtle is when a man is very bored with sex, and just wants to end it. The man will be looking for a way out, to end the sex and just get out of the situation. Keep in mind however, they must be performing anal sex with the girl. He will act as though he is close to a climax, and inside of ejaculation inside of her, he will urinate inside her anus. The phrase has to do with later in the day\evening when the female must perform a bowl movement. The urine will make the movement slippery, and the movement is referred to as a 'turtle'.

Man: Dude I gave Female a Slippery Turtle, she said it was the easiest turd she's ever passed.

Slippery Turtle by Burn Down Horizon. October 4, 2009

Pink Turtle 

An alternate name for The Mountain Pass position. A cunnilingus position in which a woman lays on her back and her partner lies or kneels between her parted thighs. Considered to be one of the most comfortable positions in which to perform cunnilingus.

Anna: Hey, what's your favorite position for when your guy is performing oral sex on you?
Joan: Oh, I like the Pink Turtle because it's so comfortable and I can direct him to where I want to be touched.

Pink Turtle by Lesbo Love ^2 November 28, 2009

pancake turtle 

A pancake turtle is an overly obese individual that is fluffy like a pancake, and shaped like a turtle.

Your girlfriend is such a pancake turtle!

pancake turtle by cherryviki5 December 4, 2010

Dirty Turtle

An uncircumcised penis after anal sex.

I need a shower— I just ass-fucked this bitch and gotta wash my dirty turtle.

Dirty Turtle by HW2019 May 24, 2019

dancing turtle 

a turtle that boogies all day, cause it's brother in law got stung by 2 bees in a row.

I have an awesome dancing turtle <3

dancing turtle by reeeeeee.exe.exe October 9, 2019

Toronto turtleneck 

When having anal sex with a person with an ample amount of butt hair you use maple syrup as lubricant. The rapid thrusting causes the syrup to thicken and stick to shaft and butt hairs upon pulling out you pull the anal pubic hairs with it thus surrounding your penis shaft with a Toronto turtleneck.

Sally’s ass was so hairy she left me with a Toronto turtleneck.

Toronto turtleneck by Kingof7676 October 31, 2019