Rooter-toot

A dry fart.

I thought it was a rooter-toot, but it was a shart!

by Jettblackk May 28, 2023

Toot It & Boot It

When a boy or a girl has a one night stand. To hit it and quit it. Freaky people who usually sex alot of different people.

Jay Smoove "man bro.. hp... she fine... did you Toot It & Boot It bro?"

Baby Woota 3rd "yup bro I had too now she pregnant and shit!!"

by Kanaree Ladiie Banks August 26, 2009

pop a toot

To smoke cannabis in a drop pipe.
Similar to a water bong but with no gauze. Tobacco is wedged in the pipe before the cannabis is added. This is burnt and inhaled in one breath, and as it shrinks the ash is sucked down into the water in a final 'pop'.
Popping toots get you the most stoned out of all ways there are in the world, fact.

Jon: why did you screw the top off that bong arial?

Bob: bongs are pap, im gonna pop a toot


Fred: mate, you look grey and I cant see your eyes!

Bert: shit man I popped 8 toots in a row.....


Richard: load me a toot bill

Bill: load yer own i'm too caned

by crackhead jimmeh January 3, 2009

saber-toothed crotch cricket

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by Charles July 19, 2003

toot that ass up

Turn around and poke the booty out

Hey girl toot that ass up for me real quick

by Jersey mike and cleat bobby May 26, 2018

ring-tailed tooter

a mischievous individual

That boy's gonna be a ring-tailed tooter!

by Flow Leisurly January 2, 2010

Toot

Another term for Bong or water pipe.
Used heavily in place of the word bong by teenagers in Jersey, Channel Islands in Britain.

Will, did you bring your toot? We need it to smash this weed.

by SmithyWoody July 23, 2019