tool

One who is manipulated by a higher power in order to do their bidding and does not realize it, or lacks the power to realize it

Mike is a tool of facist commies.

by Alexander David Ray 1 July 29, 2006

Tool

1) A tool is a member of society that often acts like a complete moron without realising. At the time of acting like a moron what they are trying to achieve is a humour factor! However they do not achieve this and end up looking like a "tool" to everyone but in their minds still believe they are a god, when really they are not!

2)A tool can also be someone who tells blatant and obvious lies in front of people that know the truth therefore the same moron outcome takes place. Lies may include:
- The stealing of a persons joke and telling it in front of them and still claiming it as your own
- The amount of girls you have slept with
- Things you get up to on the weekend

3) When you get more than one "tool" or a collection of "tools" this may be refered to as a "toolbox" or a larger group may be called a "toolshed"

"Why are you lying about something we all know is not true you TOOL?!?!"
"Those 2 belong in a toolbox"
"YOU TOOOOOOOOOL!!!!"
"Some of the people i hang out with make me feel like im in a TOOLSHED!"

by Kurt and Hank October 4, 2006

tool

A bitch ass poser who no body likes, and yet no one can get rid of.

Arena only likes Oasis because Troy does, and he fucking follows us every where, I wish some one would shit in that tool's mouth.

by arena sucks da weina April 11, 2006

tooling

The act of being a tool, i.e. doing work when you should be out raging

Bob: (at 9pm on a Friday night) Dude, are you seriously going to be tooling all night?
Derek: Yeah, I've got a midterm Monday.
Bob: That's what Sunday night is for, you fucking tool.

by WillHandsome March 4, 2007

Tool Box

worse then "tool". Used to insult someone that is very fuckan retarded.

Wow ur just not a toolm ur a whole tool box damnit

by saab September 29, 2003

tool

Someone who tries too hard to be differant or cool.

A tool buys poorly made merchandise from websites like urbandictionary.com in order to prove that they have heard of it first.

by Dick Magness April 10, 2006

tool bag

Someone who thinks of themselves as a higher and more important being.

Dude, that guy Dan Emmons is such a tool bag. He talks shit about everyone even though he's a failure at life

by Bill O'Donnell January 16, 2009