Take the Toaster

Cum in the bum at the instant the breakfast toast pops out.

She looked ravishing in the morning light as she made breakfast, so I had to take the toaster

by Jesus/samshig March 31, 2009

toaster strudel

when a woman bites the tip of a man penis right before the cum, causing a mix of blood and semen resembling that of a toaster strudel. red and white mixed ewww...

that bitch gave me a toaster strudel cause gave her a brown bag special last week

by crazy tits October 7, 2009

flying toaster

A famous screensaver invented by Wes Boyd for the Macintosh computer, showing a squadron of winged toasters zooming across the stratosphere.

Call me old-fashioned, but I still think the flying toaster screensaver is cool.

by Jay Young February 20, 2005

toaster waffles

the thing my friend yells when he grabs his girlfriends boobs

When he yells toaster waffles only 2 thing could have just happened: he either grabbed her boobs or hes in a good mood.

by bcrox May 6, 2008

toaster

my shiny friend and bringer of chargrilled goodies...

If it wasn't for my toaster I'd have to eat regular bread.

by PetesWayUK August 10, 2003

Toaster Strudel

The act of shitting on a plate and jizzin on and it making your date eat it.

"dude, I gave my tolo date a Toaster Strudel last night."

by Jimmy Rogers May 5, 2008

toaster

A toasting device.

No time to make toast! I'm late for work! Unless... *Takes toaster into shower* AAAHHHH *ZAP*

by TOASTER January 27, 2004