tainted wind

When someone farts directly into a fan or gust of wind

Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole

by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013

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STINK TAINT

When someone has a stink, and you don't know if it from the front or the back.

God damn mother fucker! What is that smell? That shit is coming out of your stink taint!

by vrmmmm December 24, 2016

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taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.

so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.

by George monkey dick2 April 11, 2011

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a professional wrestling technique used once an opponent is knocked down and will be a while before getting up. the person performing this technique climbs up the turnbuckle to the top rope. he then wait until his opponent finally stands up and leaps backward with his legs spread to expose his taint. the goal of this technique is to slap your taint across your opponents face with great force, both stunning and humiliating him.

man 1: "did you see ray mysterio give that guy the flying taint last night?"

man 2: "that shit was CLASSIC. i bet that guy has never felt such humiliation before."

by feldpar February 17, 2009

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Taint Paint

Referring to the area between the genitalia and testicals: when someone does not thoroughly wipe, so there is a dried layer of fecal matter on the taint.

"Bro, this girl was giving me head and puked!"

"Nasty! What happened!?"

"She went to use her hand and stuck it in some taint paint. "

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by Seanafee November 6, 2015

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