Jager-tainting

Jager-tainting (Jagermeister) is the act of lapping the licorice flavored alcohol off of your friends taint.

Dude, Duwain and Brant were Jager-tainting last night once we got home from the bar.

by captaincook June 15, 2010

Tainted Wrench

A crazy red-head who is being a huge bitch.

Cece: What is wrong with that girl? She's being really bitchy...
Abner: I know...she's such a tainted wrench.

by KHawk December 29, 2010

taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.

so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.

by George monkey dick2 April 11, 2011

taint stomper

One who revels in the joy of stoming the taint. Taint stomping is not for the faint of heart, it only comes with years of love for the taint.

She was one fierce taint stomper, she's a real screamer I tell ya.

by zsaund February 10, 2008

STINK TAINT

When someone has a stink, and you don't know if it from the front or the back.

God damn mother fucker! What is that smell? That shit is coming out of your stink taint!

by vrmmmm December 24, 2016

tainted wind

When someone farts directly into a fan or gust of wind

Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole

by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013

tainted friendship

A friendship that started off spontaneous with a person who was your enemy or whatnot and then either yourself or the person do things to mess up the friendship.

Maria and Briseida's is a tainted friendship because Maria got with Briseida's ex girlfriend that Briseida wanted to get back with.

by zombie_kilher_14 January 10, 2014