titty coffee

Coffee made in the morning from breatsmilk when you are all out of regular milk and are too lazy to guy buy some.

Man no milk, well at least I can make some titty coffee.

by SockMonkeyInMotion February 2, 2015

lop-tittied

A set of women's breasts that is not symmetrical in size, shape, or other proportions.

My cousin is so lop-tittied, that she won 1st and 3rd place in the Wet T-Shirt contest.

by Barberman January 15, 2009

titty twister

twisting the nipple of an individual, usually very painful.

I gave a titty twister to my friend and he screamed.

by Egro The Magnificent February 3, 2003

Tough titties

A sarcastic way of saying that the proposition was unfortunately not going to be accepted.

Ma Sheila's famous comment when Ian Leslie on ?60 Minutes,told her that 'We', the Australian people in the town in Western Australia near where there was a commune of 'Orange People', did not want the Orange People there. She replied, "What can I say. Tough titties"
The previously current expression that I think she was trying to quote was, "Tough Bikkies".
Her reply largely took over from that.

by Stewart_in_Oz March 2, 2009

Tittie burger

When one presses the titties together and it appears as a sideways burger

I bet you wanna watch me make my own tittie burger don't you

by Bible thumper 6.66 March 22, 2017

Cheeseburger Titties

When a girl has huge boobies and shes horrifically obese. The only reason she has those big boobies because she eats a ton of food.

Bro 1 : Dude, I banged Shirley last night!
Bros 2: That huge she beast has Cheeseburger titties, you filthy bastard!

by Dildo stuffer October 1, 2017

Tittie Honk

When one squeezes a females titties, then it makes a car horn sound.

Man 1:Yo mah niggie, you made them titties honk yet?
Man 2:YEAH I MADE HER TITTIE HONK!

by John Mertles August 21, 2012