triple threat

Three sexy blondes.

"Did you see the Triple Threat today?" "Yeah they are so sexy!"

by themakers February 14, 2010

Cross Threaded

When you are taking a crap, and it takes you a long time, and it feels as if a boulder is being squeezed from your ass. It hurts and feels like it's coming out sideways.

You go back to your desk and someone says "dude you were in there a long time", you respond by saying "dude, i had one cross threaded"

by Jamhole September 29, 2005

threadbender

to deviate the course of a thread on a bulletin board by posting an irrrelevant topic

I just used a threadbender to change the topic of the thread from South Africans boasting about what a great place it is to the Welsh Langusage.

by SingingDwarf December 17, 2006

Cross Threader

Male who has sexual intercourse with both males and females.

To insert "Thread" you're penis in both male and female.

A bi-sexual male would be a cross threader.

by pornicus March 21, 2013

</thread>

Different version of "/thread", However instead of showing the end of a thread it is used for showing when someone got rekt.
For use on a message board or forums site like 4chan

Person 1: Don't hate just cuz i got a massive dick
Person 2: The one in your mouth doesn't count
Person 3: u got rekt son
Person 4: </thread>

by l0l_1o1 March 20, 2015

treadling

The action of using a treadmill

He was treadling while watching the television.

by Nef January 4, 2006

threddit

A thread on the popular social news website, Reddit.

Did you catch that threddit about the girl who thew the puppies in the river?

by zinctoo September 7, 2010