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1. " So did you have sex last night?" "No. We were going to, until Tom cock waffled".
2. "Frank you've got to stop fucking all these random people, its not safe" "He man, what can I say? I'm cock waffling this week.."
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-"Lance corporal suzy Q. had a really bad case of waffle butt when i relieved her on the compund rover watch."
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-Sarge-"Airforce Amy got flown of the TIF this morning."
-LCpl-"what did she do this time?"
-Sarge-"pregnant."
-LCpl-"oh shit! was it Jackson or Pruitt?"
-Sarge-"nope, Mustafah...evidentally she was giving up the waffle butt while she was on shift!"
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-Sarge-"Airforce Amy got flown of the TIF this morning."
-LCpl-"what did she do this time?"
-Sarge-"pregnant."
-LCpl-"oh shit! was it Jackson or Pruitt?"
-Sarge-"nope, Mustafah...evidentally she was giving up the waffle butt while she was on shift!"
by Rick Rolle June 30, 2011
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"He couldn't stop laughing because what had started out as a hot public encounter ended in my face looking like a frosted waffle!"
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1. I remembered at the last minute that she wasn't on the pill, so I pulled out and gave her a waffle topper.
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