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Don't talk to the hand

A modification of talk to the hand, used to indicate a further level of disinterest.
Hold hand up in front of other person's face, close hand into fist, say "Don't talk to the hand because even he's not interested" Now look away.

t'd up from the feet up 

A person who has a muffin top, kankles, thunder thighs, neck fat, back boobs or is by any other definition: FAT!
Dude 1: Dude, check out that girl over there. Her fat rolls have fat rolls.

Dude 2: Totally Dude! That Girl is T'd up from the feet up!

Dude 1: Totally!

got-a-bunt-and-a-bush-in-the-buchanan-on-gov't-st 

i got-a-bunt-and-a-bush-in-the-buchanan-on-gov't-st right now..

Im at the W but I can't meet you in the lobby 

it is a play on word. hes talking about racing for love. W for win lobby (L) for lose. he says he at the W so he has won and implying that he would consider the individual in the lobby a loss.
Im at the W but I can't meet you in the lobby

National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day 

June 26 is National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day were you would go and deck them in the head it will only be valid if June 26 is last day of school
Mike: why did you deck maya in the head
Kingston: because it’s National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day
Mike: oh ok

Wasn't getting enough out of the relationship 

The guy I was dating didn't have a fat meaty dongle. That's what it means. In a poll of 100 women who have cheated on their boyfriends; this will be their response to the question "why did you cheat?" 100% of the time.
Some guy "Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?"

Some chick "Yes"

Some guy "Why did you cheat?"

Some chick "Umm... I just felt like I wasn't getting enough out of the relationship."

Some guy "And what do you mean by that?"

Some chick "What I mean is that I was dating a guy and then I met a different guy who had a fat cock. I wanted the fat cock inside of me so I let him jam it inside of me."

Some guy "So then why didn't say that instead of your initial answer?"

Some chick"Because I don't want people to think I'm a piece of shit."

Some guy "Is that what a piece of shit would do?"

Some chick "......"

Some guy "Because if you're initial answer is just 'femanese' for your actual answer, then you look like a piece of shit either way. Like... It's a direct translation."