Canadian pole cleaning

A sex act where you fill a girls vagina who is having her period with water (or any other substance) then holding it there for 3-4 minutes, then sucking it dry thus making Canadian pole cleaning

Ah man I gave Janet Canadian pole cleaning yesterday, I almost got sick and there was blood everywhere

by PurpleDlido June 9, 2018

3M Ski Pole

One man sitting between two other men while jerking them off at the same time. The physical motion is reminiscent of down hill skiing. The 3M refers to the act being done with 3 men.

The best 3M ski pole I have witnessed was when my boyfriend was jerking my bother and his best friend off at his birthday party.

by Twoeightylover November 28, 2022

Pole vault cigarette

Pole vault cigarette - a king size heater that is so long it resembles a pole used by a pole vaulter .

She was so stressed she was hitting that pole vault cigarette the minute she got out of work.

by Rookie Sensation July 26, 2022

st johns pole

a large piece of meat that hangs between a males legs

'fancy playing with my st johns pole luv?'

by chris markham May 23, 2007

Crabs Pole Vaulting

Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."

Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much

by Alleigh May 22, 2008

Telephone pole teeth

Someone missing a section of four teeth leaving a gap wide enough to string a telephone line across.

She lost her front center teeth that I was looking for the telephone wire between her telephone pole teeth cuspids !

by samgolfing December 15, 2011

Russian Fire Pole

When a girl fills her mouth with vodka, swishes it around and swallows. Then she proceeds to perform oral sex. The trick is that the vodka will make her mouth burn, like most hard alcohols do, which give you a burning sensation on your penis.

Friend 1: Hey man, why are you walking weird?
Friend 2: My girlfriend wanted to try this Russian Fire Pole last night, My cock wont stop burning.

by Wallstreetjournal March 1, 2011