crushing soldiers

The completion of a guy masturbating and then wiping his little soldiers on a napkin, tissue, sock, etc.

I'll call ya when I'm done crushing soldiers.

by tomjonesbeotch July 6, 2010

pedo-crushing

to have a crush on a younger person, or a person that might not be that young, but looks young. Can be used in any verb tense, for pedo-crushing has been happening for centuries, is happening at this very moment, and will live through to eternity.

I was totally pedo-crushing on my friend's picture from High School

by Cradle-robber March 19, 2010

Virginity Crush

Falling hopelessly in love with the partner you lost your virginity to.

Such a shame she doesn't realize she's only tripping on a virginity crush." "Yea, that guy she's with is such a tool.

by Narirn June 1, 2011

Girl Crush

When you purely adore and admire another girl, but are not sexually attracted to her. In some cases, though, a girl can be attracted to just that one girl, and no other girls. They may even fall in love with them. Girl crushes can be on celebrities, or girls you know personally. I personally am IN LOVE with my girl crush.

My girl crush mesmerized me, and continues to mesmerize me every time I see her.

by PrettierThanYourGF June 20, 2016

dirty crush

Someone you have a crush on, even though they're kind of skanky or nasty.

"When I see those posters for the new Simple Life, I have a dirty crush on Paris Hilton, despite all her STDs."

by ZDP June 19, 2006

Hate Crush

Having such a hate for someone that you start creeping on their Facebook to see what they're doing as if you have a crush on them. Most common in Ex's. For example, Checking your boyfriend's ex's page repeatedly to see if her pictures are prettier than yours or if she's seeing anyone or if she's talking to him.

"Did you see that she's in an "open relationship"? What a skank. I have the biggest hate crush on her.

by heycoolguy1 August 21, 2010

man crush

Respect, admiration and idolization of another man. Non-sexual. Celebrities, athletes and rock stars are often the object of the man crush.

You can not have a man crush on a friend of yours. That is simply a strong friendship.

Two possible conditions for determining if you have a man crush are:

1. Badly wanting to be that man.
2. If your man crush approached your significant other and began hitting on her, you would excuse yourself and let him have her, at least temporarily.

I have a man crush on Sidney Crosby. I would likely sell my soul to be him and if he wanted to nail my girlfriend, I'd compliment him on his awesomeness and excuse myself.

by Murica Michelle January 4, 2008