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Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.
"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"
by Suckmytoes_77 September 26, 2023
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Barrel Day

The day of the first snowfall, A day where friends gather to drink whiskey and listen to Christmas Carols.
On Barrel Day we downed twelve bottles of jack and sang along to White Christas.
by Daniel Jack 150 October 27, 2017
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Under Barrel Carol

When you punch someone in the nuts from behind in between the legs.
I told my wife she was getting fat, so she under Barrel caroled me!
by Mrsdragon1995 May 7, 2020
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Dirty Barrel Water

Cody(masculine): DUDE this ellicottville single barrel whiskey has such great notes.

Steve(queer fem boy): I can’t believe you like dirty barrel water, ewww. (“Takes a sip of white claw”)
by WhiskeyConnoisseur24 January 4, 2023
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Triple Barrel

On the 4th of July, when you have intercourse while shooting a double barreled shot gun
"How was your 4th of July, Julie?"
"Pretty okay, I got triple barreled by this guy in my college dorm room with the lights out."
by Henrythe3rd1993 July 7, 2021
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barrell of tobey

The finest weed in all the land
by iTsMr Vape June 25, 2016
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BTS Barrel Sex

The BTS Barrel Sex is where a male takes a female and ‘creampies’ them and than ejaculates on the females chest, 20 mc donalds nuggets are than brought to the bed and than one nugget is shoved in every end of the female, the male will proceed to creampie while you shove nuggets in her mouth until she is full, the remaining nuggets are than dipped in the cum on her chest and eaten by the female, after she has eaten the make than has to take all of the nuggets out of her and save them for supper. at supper you need to take your barrel and the make will receive a blowjob in the barrel while the eating nuggets. the task is not done until the barrel has been filled with internal fluids.
Hey Girl wanna preform BTS Barrel Sex
by Koooolllll kiddddd June 13, 2021
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