Schrodinger's Cat

A hypothetical cat that is simultaneously dead and alive because we don't know whether the nuclear particle has decayed or not, releasing the trigger that kills the cat. Used as an example that quantum mechanics is completely absurd when we look at it from a mundane perspective.

Schrodinger didn't test this experiment on a cat.

by inquilinekea July 3, 2005

Schroedinger's Cat

A cat which is neither alive nor dead, but rather in a state of stasis, in a box. There is also in the box a geiger counter and a tiny radioactive particle, the counter wired to a vial of hydrochloric acid (that got your attention). After a set amount of time, the particle is 50% likely to decay, setting off a mechanism triggered by the geiger counter which smashes the vial and kills the cat. Supposedly, after that set amount of time, if no one looks in the box, the whole system is in a state of stasis because the cat is 50% likely to be alive and 505 likely to be dead, and is thus neither alive nor dead, but both. At least, until someone opens rhe box. There are all sorts of conundrums associated with this thesis, and it is very controversial.

Poor kitty... neither alive nor dead...

by Braavosi May 16, 2003

Warrior Cats

Book series about a bunch of pussies fighting. If you read these in middle school, you are most definitely sexy as hell now.

Sam: “Yo, I finished reading Warrior Cats. Firestar just ate up that kitty cat rawrr~~”
Kim: “You’re a furry.”
Sam: “Shut your face”

by Organ_Donor November 29, 2021

Cootie Cat

Punani; pumtang; vagina

Eff you Tyrone, you ain’t gettin no more of this cootie cat

by Coodie Cat July 12, 2018

Cat Scratches

A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.

John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches”

Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society

by Depressedandgay February 7, 2022

Cat Fever

Somebody who needs a better hobby. All they talk about or create has to do with cats

Yo remember when we used to hang out with Bradson . Homie's got Cat Fever. What a cool cat

by cat.fltr July 15, 2020

Cat's in the oven

A term used when you need to escape from a person you don't want to talk to. Usually leaves them confused, which allows enough time to leave while they work out what you just told them.

Dude, Bob wouldn't shut the hell up, so i told him i had to go because my cat's in the oven

by Noah_The_Arkman January 26, 2011